Dark Town (2004)
Starring: Janet Martin (II), Delpano Wills
Director: Desi Scarpone

Not too much worse. That is no excuse for this film though. My first impression of this flick was that it was made by some student filmmaker, who used some poor sap’s money to finance a horrible B-Movie.

Some of the acting wasn’t so bad. It was the sleazy and illogical plot that stunk the thing up. First, forget all of the usual “rules” of vampires and vampire movies. None of them apply here. Rules are made up as they go along.

The people who produced this thing seem to have taken every opportunity possible to inject sordid sexual inuendo into the movie. You’ve got multiple lesbian scenes, multiple intimations of incest, and I believe every single actress in the movie had at least one nude or sex scene. Oddly, the nudity was ALL in girl-girl sex scenes. I’d call this a soft-core porn movie, but I think that most porn movie writers would be rightfully offended.

If you’re a lesbian who loves BAD horror movies, this may be just the ticket for you. If not, you’ll probably want to pass on this one. I’m guessing that even Cinemax wouldn’t even air this direct to video release in a 3 a.m. time slot of the producers actually paid them to.